Porque é que Deus não conseguiu doutorar-se?

1. He had only one major publication;
2. It was in Hebrew;
3. It had no references;
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal;
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself;
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results;
8. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects;
9. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects;
10. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample;
11. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book;
12. Some say he had his son teach the class;
13. He expelled his first two students for learning;
14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests;
15. His office hours were infrequent and often held on limited access mountain tops;
16. No record of working well with colleagues.
    
    

Via Open Left, em Learning Technologies: Why God never got a PhD.